Another white (people) party. #overit #lotsofblowtho
Trying out this new kind of photobomb where you’re in the foreground instead of the background. 📷💣💥
New app lol #apps #animals
We bought a suit of armor… Maybe? I dunno this was just in the house all of a sudden. #valiummmmmm?
Wendy’s practically invisible in Tomas’ casita. Hahaha #camo #creamoverdose
This time we’ll remember… Cricket sucks and Sri Lanka is laaaaaame #laaaaaaame #srilanka #kindawaytoosober
We were NOT surprised when the power went out at Mercedes Benz Superdome. The place feels like a Kia Superdome. #dump #eww #latergram
Itsnot MY fault..Aspenn cant driveaboaat #hahahaA oopss
Ugh I never know where you’re supposed to ski on a private mountain. Put some flags up or something Kristoff. #DidntReallyWannaSkiAnyway
Ummmm so all valet parking is free in Mexico and they don’t make you carry around a stupid ticket to claim your car later and the valet guys are really nice. #mexico #valet #megusta










